For all us regular folks watching at home, celebrities really have just one job when they hit the red carpet: wear clothes, and look good in them.
The final and most important of all of the many movie awards shows, absolutely every major actor, actress, and filmmaker is in attendance for the annual celebration of good-to-great movies.
You can roll up and watch her strip, watch her movies, and then hire her and her whip to punish you.
Any other year, Perry's dress splitting open would be the most discussed and Googled moment of the night, but her fashion oops remained relatively obscure because it happened right around the same time as the biggest Oscars oops in history — when La La Land was as the best picture winner due to an envelope mix-up.
Canalis wore an elegant red strapless Roberto Cavalli number.
And he promises her all kinds of things he and we knows he can't deliver.