I'm religious, so I waited until I was 29 to lose my virginity.
I commended myself for making a healthy, albeit hasty, partner choice.
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I lost every inhibition I'd ever had.
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I'm happy to say I've had a lot better sex since then, but it wasn't as horrendously embarrassing as a lot of other people's were — like my friend who got drunk and did it with a stranger under a bridge.