Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.
However, Peter can't help living out his own fantasies of being the coolest kid in school, and can't say no when the most popular girl in school asks him to the prom, so Peter ditches Meg.
So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk.
Meg is trying to gain popularity so that a cool kid will ask her to the prom, and decides to go with Peter since he's established himself as an incredibly cool person.
Thanks to the cartoon porn, a lot, or should I say, everything, is possible.
He tries to get revenge by getting a new teddy bear and then a toy giraffe, but neither helps him feel better.