Somehow being abducted and having her legs chopped off while being filmed, is her fault.
Last night I went to a sex party.
She knows exactly what this will mean, even if no one else does.
A lot of people were feeling extremely horny and had already done drugs.
The skin had torn in multiple spots, there were a couple of bones sticking out in the middle of the breast, and the meat peaking out of the drumsticks was dry and grey.
Luckily, this is very easily fixed.